Sweet Victoria's Blog

Friday, January 25, 2008

SweetVictoria Naked

I have it on good accord that the following is very true...

It was Halloween, and I went to a party with SweetVictoria, her boyfriend, and her boyfriend's roommate. I dressed like a pirate because... well, because I am a moron and that's about all I could think of. Victoria was dressed like a sexy black cat with little ears and a tail and everything. She had on this unitard and her boobs were spilling out and oh man she was hot. There was of course alchohol flowing, and before you know it V is in the middle of the room grinding on some guy who was not her boyfriend and sweating it up. She was drunk. She most certainly did get very naked, and the sight of SweetVictoria naked bascially just shut the party down. Why she decided to pull her clothes off I have no clue, but she was drunk and drunk people aren't always logical.

Friday, January 11, 2008

She is Back and Smoking Hot

Sweet Victoria is back on the net these days driving us all crazy. She has a new name and a slightly different (older) face, but her body is still that same latino booty body killer.

I am writing a book about her. Regardless of how the story goes, I'll probably try to wrap it up after it reaches 1000 pages. A one thousand page novel is no joke, and it probably means I need professional help for my addiction.

If I write it and then publish it on the net, do you think the police will come after me? Who knows, maybe Victoria will hire a lawyer to try to get me thrown in jail. Maybe I would see her in court? I would ask her for her autograph.